tRN010: Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette
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Welcome to another crazy source of “seasoning packets of comedy from the life of a bachelor.” This time, I’m joined by my good friend Jeremy, who is known as @Phlegon.
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This episode contains the following seasoning packets:
- Ramen Noodle Experience (RNX): “Romancing the Roaches” from Kathleen
- Random Noodle Update: Walmart’s moldy bagels and parody song to the tune of “This Is the Day”
- Weekly Noodlism: “A shot in the arm”
- Bachelor Bootcamp: Which direction to wash dishes
Featured story: Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette
10. Starbucks is closed
9. Running out of toilet paper or paper towels
8. TV or Internet stops working
7. Restaurants without “all you can eat”
6. “Singles’” groups and websites
5. Someone knocking on the front door
4. A broken microwave oven
3. The price of ramen noodles jumps by 2 cents
2. Running out of the secret pizza stash under the bed
1. Out of ramen noodles (popcorn, macaroni and cheese, or similar bachelor food)
Thanks for listening! I’d love to hear from you! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (859) 353-4332, email me@theRamenNoodle.com, or leave sanity by following me on Twitter.
zackmann said,
November 11, 2009 @ 3:07 am
I thought no internet would be higher on the list but you can’t always go to the library and get free noodles. Usually you can get free internet when it is open.
It is not that you can’t cook without microwave but remembering to make sure there is no coffee in the coffee machine when you are making hard boiled eggs and ramen noodles in the coffee pot.
I made a big mistake when buying mac and cheese. There was some on sale for four for a dollar and I did not check the ingredients list to make sure the cheese powder had cheddar and the macaroni had semolina durum wheat.
It was even worse than if I hadn’t used real butter or used as much milk and butter as the box says and had pasta soup.
I bought more than 10 boxes and the tasted so bad I refused to give them to the food bank, What a shot in the arm.
You really can’t afford The Free Sound Project?
the Ramen Noodle said,
November 11, 2009 @ 9:30 am
I had forgotten about The Freesound Project. Instead, I used Soundsnap, which is limited to five free sound effects per month.